: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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