Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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