I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
did i just pee glitter
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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