i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Shame is for Republicans.
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