Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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