She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
