Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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