I faked an abortion last night.
Your dad touched me again.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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