You work out of a Hotel?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
