I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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