maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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