You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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