no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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