Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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