He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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