You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
