i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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