just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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