So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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