Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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