Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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