belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just had sex bonerless
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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