Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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