Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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