Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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