I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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