Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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