chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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