She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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