Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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