Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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