I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
