we're blogging at a bar
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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