Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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