we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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