I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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