I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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