we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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