what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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