You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I am naked and annoyed.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
