god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Damn victory sex feels great
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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