Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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