Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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