why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Princesses don't give blow jobs
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
