i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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