Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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