i think i have two assholes
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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