I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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