Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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