What a fucking waste of an outfit
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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