Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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