Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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